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Once upon a time, as all good stories begin, there was our hero a little boy name *Nano. Nano lived in the depths of an evil fort by the name of McMurray in a gloomy muddy part of town in a hovel with his wicked father, mother and baby sister. Now Nano was a lovely little lad, he was intelligent, talented, and handsome. Yet it was not these traits that made him beloved, I want to say it was his good nature, but sadly I must say that despite all these qualities he wasn't beloved at all.
Now more than anything else Nano had always wanted to wear a dress. One day he worked up the nerve to inquire about it. "Father", he asked "might you not get me a little dress and set of tea cups with sauces and a pot and creamer and sugar bowl with the tiniest little s * names have been changed |
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poon, that I might have tea with my teddies and my heart o'erflow with joy?" "What?!" roared his father "You can't have any pudding if you don't bring me the bucket that's in my hand. What are you stupid or lazy?" His evil father was not found of making sense. Seeing the futility of that avenue Nano went next to his mother. "Mother," he began and proceeded to repeat his request. "A which for a who so that eh?" mummbled his mother so he carried on his way. "Baby sister could I wear your dress and borrow you teaset?" he inquired. "N-O spells no, and if you're smart enough to understand that then you're smart enough to guck off!". O dear whatever would little Nano do. Was his heart never to o'erflow with joy? |
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